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Humor from the Pit

December 21, 2008

Then:

There are three types of lies: white lies, bloody lies and statistics

Now

There are three types of lies: white lies, bloody lies and analyst reports

After such a beating the banks have got in markets, very few people are checking their bank balance. Almost everybody is checking if their bank is balanced.

Last week, before the famed news conference of Satyam, it was strong rumored that Satyam is buying the bleeding infra company, Maytas.

Now after the severe beating, Satyam has got in Dow[-56%], it is rumored that Maytas is in talks to buy Satyam.

Recently the director of the latest Bolly fim, Saas Bahu aur Sensex, was interviewed by a leading film journalist.

Journo: Shona, your film Saas, Bahu aur Sensex will be hitting the theatre soon.To start with what had been your inspiration for the otherwise inane film

Shona Urvashi:My portfolio!

J: Come again?

SU: You see, my broker tried killing me once, when he convinced me to invest. This film is my attempt to get back square at him.

J:Ohh, couldnt have guessed better. Dont you think, you should have attached a warning or disclaimer of sorts right at the beginning.

SU: Yes, my editor did warn me for a possible, attempt to murder charge, but you know, I always planned for the maximum kill of the broker community[who were stupid enough to wander in to watching it at the first place]

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  1. Paulraj Madasamy permalink
    December 21, 2008 1:17 pm

    😀 LOL

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